what the fuck is this shit
release the penguins
are those ten fortes
I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.
EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??
Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.
Saxes move downstage.
I’ll just leave this here.
SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT
It’s the *increase breathing* and *gradually become agitated that gets me*
A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.
The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.
Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.
The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.
"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."
That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.
This is it, this is the lowest that sexy costumes can go
(Go on FF.net or AO3 for about 5 minutes and:)
EVERYBODY PLEASE I CHALLENGE YOU NOT TO GET A BINGO
three thousand gold crowns to the man who can write me a fic with every single one of these tropes
Today’s my Cakeday! Reddit, say hello to Dexter!
"Has he lost his mind?"
"Such a strange man."
"He should stop acting like a child!"
I laughed so much harder than I should have…
yo mama jokes don’t work very well here
Is this Canada? This seems like Canada.
This could have gone so wrong
Nothing goes wrong in Canada
my grandma and great aunt have passed this card back and forth every birthday for almost 20 years